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10 Flimsy Paranoramal Hoaxes Everyone Bought Into

By Marby on December 28th, 2008

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Everyone enjoys a good hoax regardless of their personal beliefs about the paranormal. The following are examples of famous hoaxes that captivated the personal interest and imagination in their time, only to let everyone down once the truth emerged. Some still believe that these are true.

1. Amityville

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Ronald DeFeo, Jr. shocked the sleepy New York town of Amityville in 1974 by brutally murdering his entire family in their sleep. But the next residents, the Lutz family, made the town infamous by fleeing ten days, 28-days, or a month later (depending on who you ask), claiming that evil spirits had driven them out. A bestselling book, string of movies, and interviews followed, turning Amityville into an international sensation. However, it turned out that the Lutz family made up the entire story to get out of an expensive mortgage. Practically all of their claims, including the notion that the iconic house was built on an Indian burial ground, have been easily debunked and later residents have adamantly stated they’ve never experienced anything supernatural. But that doesn’t stop people from clinging to the idea of a haunted house in Amityville.

2. Cottingley Fairies

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To the modern eye, it is difficult to believe that this series of five photos, taken by Elsie Wright and Frances Griffiths, could be taken seriously by anyone. The fairies look like cut out pictures, very likely drawn by Elsie herself, and sport popular hair styles of the time and trendy clothes. However, the pictures stirred up a lot of drama in 1916, and even attracted the support and attention of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Doyle, a Spiritualist, used his celebrity to spread the story as truth and used a series of questionable “tests” to prove their accuracy. Both girls insisted that the fairies were real until 1981, when they admitted that all but one of the photos had been faked, and both held onto the almost comical claim that despite the fakes, they really had been playing with fairies.

3. The Bermuda Triangle

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Easily the most infamous patch of water, the Bermuda Triangle is made by connecting Miami (or Ft. Lauderdale), Bermuda, and Puerto Rico, and has been known for making airplanes, ships, and small boats vanish. It has long been the subject of movies, books, and serious documentaries but there isn’t a shred of evidence to support the notion that anything disappears there. The majority of disappearances have logical explanations that are far from mysterious. According to Larry Kusche, a writer that focused on the Triangle, most of disappearances were sensationalized by writers. A little digging shows that either a storm was in progress, remains were found, or nothing really happened. But don’t tell this to the Channel, as it might interrupt their programming schedule.

4. Crop Circles

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Even today many believe that crop circles, areas where crops are stamped down into geometric shapes, are created by space aliens. But the truth is that they are easily debunked and have always appeared in areas where bored, drunk people have access to lazily guarded crops since the 17th century. The most famous cases started popping up in England in the ’70s, and people quickly panicked about the ensuing alien invasion. (It didn’t happen.) In 1991, two men came forward and admitted that they started the rash of circles in their area after coming up with the idea at their local pub. (I want a pint of whatever they’re drinking!) Doug Bower and David Chorley might have never revealed their secret had Mrs. Bower not grown suspicious of her husband sneaking away at night.

5. Uri Geller’s Bending Spoons

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Geller has built a career on claiming that be can bend spoons, hanging out with Michael Jackson, and dragging naysayers through the court system when they’ve dared to call him a fraud. (We aren’t calling you a fraud, Uri.) Over the years, he has been debunked numerous times, including on particularly hilarious time when he was filmed using a magnet to move a compass, but he has always managed to get any video that pops up pulled from YouTube under threat of legal action. His arch-nemesis, James Randi, replaced his prop spoons on The Tonight Show in 1973, and not a single spoon was bent that night. Randi has gone on to demonstrate how the spoon bending trick is nothing more than a parlour trick that anyone can perform, but that doesn’t stop people from still believing that Geller has magical powers.

6. William Mumler

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A jeweler turned photographer, Mumler took advantage of the still new and not entirely understood medium to produce the first known photographs of “spirits”. Working out of his New York studio during the Civil War, he made money off bereaved relatives that were convinced that the images superimposed over their own was that of a deceased relative. He even fooled Mary Todd Lincoln with a spirit photograph allegedly depicting assassinated president Abraham Lincoln standing just beside her, a hand placed lovingly on her shoulder. Eventually, people began to notice that some of the spirits in the photographs resembled his studio assistants. Even though he was acquitted of fraud, his reputation was ruined and he died penniless some time in 1884. This doesn’t stop modern spirit photographers from basically doing the same thing and people believing it is real.

7. The Bigfoot Corpse

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Matt Whitton and Rick Dyer were behind one of most outrageous hoaxes in very recent history. In June 2008, they claimed that they had the corpse of Bigfoot stuffed into a freezer after having found it in the Georgia woods. The media exploded and Bigfoot enthusiasts quickly claimed victory over skeptics. Searching for Bigfoot, a California based group, purchased the “corpse” for $50,000, only to discover once it thawed out that they had been sold a rubber suit. Whitton, a police officer, lost his job over the incident, and Searching for Bigfoot is suing both men. Goes to show that you should always see what you are buying before you shell out the money for it.

8. The Fox Sisters

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People have a tendency to explain stupid things as paranormal. Kate, Leah, and Margaret Fox of Hydesville, New York, were no exception, as they helped kick off the Spiritualist movement when strange noises that startled their parents and drew huge crowds in the 19th century were explained as spirits. For some reason no one pointed out that the sounds followed the sisters and sounded a lot like cracking knuckles and foot tappings. They were huge on the Spiritualist circuit until 1888, when Margaret admitted it was all a hoax, and that not only did they crack knuckles, but they tied apples to their toes and bumped them on the floor for effect. This admission caused a rift between the sisters, two of whom died in poverty within 5 years. The last sister, Leah, distanced herself from the other two and stated that they were alcoholics unfit to care for their children.

9. Alien Autopsy

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Everyone seems to love the idea that aliens have, or currently are, visiting us. In 1995, Ray Santilli, a London video entrepreneur, released a video he claimed depicted a 1947 alien autopsy performed after Roswell. Grainy and filmed at angles that conveniently blocked the actual autopsy in some places, this was a hotly disputed piece of film that had skeptics rolling their eyes and Ufologists eager to study it further. Fox fanned the flames even more by releasing Alien Autopsy – Fact or Fiction, a program that showed the autopsy and discussed its authenticity. In 2006, Santilli admitted that large portions of the film were made with dummy aliens, animal innards, and jelly. He still claims that parts of it are authentic, but refuses to reveal which parts are the “real footage”. In 2008, another alien autopsy video became popular in YouTube, continuing the cycle.

10. The Angels of Mons

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The Angels of Mons was not a deliberate hoax, rather it is an urban legend that sprang up from a fictional story written by Arthur Machen during World War I. The bloody Battle of Mons was a wake up call for the British, showing that the war would not be “won by Christmas”. Inspired by the bravery of British soldiers, Machen wrote a tale entitled The Bowmen, in which ghostly bowmen assist the British troops. So touching and morale boosting was this short story, that even when Machen wrote a full length book based on the idea and specifically noted that the Angels of Mons had never appeared on a battlefield, people were angry. They did not want to know that this was a fictional tale, and rejected the reality that it was outright. Even though the internet easily debunks it, this unintentional hoax survives to this day.

Please welcome Marby, this is her first article. Going full throttle starting in Jan! – Sami

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120 Responses to “10 Flimsy Paranoramal Hoaxes Everyone Bought Into”

# 1 John - December 29th, 2008 at 1:13 am

I don't know why the bigfoot hoax is on this list. The two guys in question only fooled one person. If you consider the media showing up for a press conference, well, that's what they do.

# 2 clancybs - December 30th, 2008 at 5:59 am

Great post. I love are some people are so eager to believe that they forget all logical explanations.

# 3 Benny - December 30th, 2008 at 6:03 am

The supernatural… is a strange thing. I don't think it exists, but I think people need it to be there, it seems. Strange, ain't it?

# 4 SuperNaturalist - December 30th, 2008 at 7:57 am

I've been studying supernatural phenomenon for many years, mainly because I have witnessed it first hand so many times. I have witnessed, along with others, many things you would all deem impossible on the spot. I know there is something else at work here, just unsure of what it is.

# 5 E. R. - December 30th, 2008 at 8:09 am

This has got to be on the list. The "rod" hoax. The original guy (Jose Escamilla) is still trying to push this through as if they actually existed. Actual analysis of the so-called magical flying rods: ” target=”_blank”>http://brumac.8k.com/BaseJumperRods/BaseJumperRod...

# 6 E. R. - December 30th, 2008 at 8:09 am

This has got to be on the list. The "rod" hoax. The original guy (Jose Escamilla) is still trying to push this through as if they actually existed. Actual analysis of the so-called magical flying rods: ” target=”_blank”>http://brumac.8k.com/BaseJumperRods/BaseJumperRod...

# 7 E. R. - December 30th, 2008 at 8:09 am

This has got to be on the list. The "rod" hoax. The original guy (Jose Escamilla) is still trying to push this through as if they actually existed. Actual analysis of the so-called magical flying rods: ” target=”_blank”>http://brumac.8k.com/BaseJumperRods/BaseJumperRod...

# 8 E. R. - December 30th, 2008 at 8:09 am

This has got to be on the list. The "rod" hoax. The original guy (Jose Escamilla) is still trying to push this through as if they actually existed. Actual analysis of the so-called magical flying rods: ” target=”_blank”>http://brumac.8k.com/BaseJumperRods/BaseJumperRod...

# 9 E. R. - December 30th, 2008 at 3:09 am

This has got to be on the list.
The "rod" hoax. The original guy (Jose Escamilla) is still trying to push this through as if they actually existed. Actual analysis of the so-called magical flying rods:
http://brumac.8k.com/BaseJumperRods/BaseJumperRod...

# 10 gregory styne - December 30th, 2008 at 8:13 am

how about some people believe that the government is going to take care of them or has their best interests at heart… now that is believing in supernatural phenomenon. Very misleading info on crop circle…you have not done your research but limited it to one event.

# 11 johnny - December 30th, 2008 at 8:37 am

Why isnt the best hoax of all up there? The reading of "War of the Worlds" it was widespread panic.

# 12 nunya bidness - December 30th, 2008 at 10:27 am

This is a complete thumbs down if only based on one single thing.. Bermuda Triangle if you REALLY dig instead of blowing out your ass you will find that there are MANY disappearances to this day. Not just one or two, here and there, but up wards of 50 boats and planes per year, during calm normal weather, of which no trace has ever been found.

# 13 James - December 30th, 2008 at 10:54 am

Crop circles in general continue to be a mystery as they appear overnight (a space of time much too short for a person to create the intricate pattern) and very often not a single stem of the crop is damaged, something i doubt a drunk man could achieve. Nunya is also right about the Bermuda triangle. Johnny the war of the worlds being read on the radio wasn't a hoax, it was just a story being read on the radio and thousands of dumbass americans chose to panic. Also what about hoax's such as Scientology and Mormonism.

# 14 James - December 30th, 2008 at 5:54 am

Crop circles in general continue to be a mystery as they appear overnight (a space of time much too short for a person to create the intricate pattern) and very often not a single stem of the crop is damaged, something i doubt a drunk man could achieve. Nunya is also right about the Bermuda triangle.

Johnny the war of the worlds being read on the radio wasn't a hoax, it was just a story being read on the radio and thousands of dumbass americans chose to panic.

Also what about hoax's such as Scientology and Mormonism.

# 15 Celeste - December 30th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

James, if you're going to say Scientology and Mormonism are hoaxes, you might as well say all religions are hoaxes. I mean, they are just as ridiculous as every other religion out there.

# 16 Kiri - December 30th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Well, thats true… the triangle is so very dangerous with so many disappearances? Seems when a boat disappears (sinks) in a storm in one of the busiest and most traveled sections of ocean it must be mysterious…"Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!" oh my… could those be your explanations? The biggest and most popular oceanic disappearance were Earhart in the pacific and the Mary Celeste in the great lakes…. pretty far off from Bermuda…

# 17 Kiri - December 30th, 2008 at 11:15 am

Well, thats true… the triangle is so very dangerous with so many disappearances? Seems when a boat disappears (sinks) in a storm in one of the busiest and most traveled sections of ocean it must be mysterious…"Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!" oh my… could those be your explanations?

The biggest and most popular oceanic disappearance were Earhart in the pacific and the Mary Celeste in the great lakes…. pretty far off from Bermuda…

# 18 Hevach - December 30th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

You're right on one count: Drunks can't accomplish most elaborate crop circles. Drunks aren't to blame, though, most are made by college students, art groups, and some are actually done by skeptic organizations (many of which have adopted crop circles as their official art form). I was in a group in college that did a few crop circles, usually around final exam time. We (or specifically an art student who joined us) would come up with a number of patterns, the mathematically inclined students would figure out how to lay them down and pick the best one we could manage in the time limit, and the guy who started the group, an engineering grad student, directed us in actually making it. We could manage fairly elaborate patterns in around four hours. There have been crop circle groups with as many or fifty members, who have made highly elaborate patterns, or patterns that span multiple fields. It's not a particularly difficult thing to do, it only takes a few days of planning and some minor skills in art and geometry.

# 19 Hevach - December 30th, 2008 at 11:23 am

You're right on one count: Drunks can't accomplish most elaborate crop circles. Drunks aren't to blame, though, most are made by college students, art groups, and some are actually done by skeptic organizations (many of which have adopted crop circles as their official art form).

I was in a group in college that did a few crop circles, usually around final exam time. We (or specifically an art student who joined us) would come up with a number of patterns, the mathematically inclined students would figure out how to lay them down and pick the best one we could manage in the time limit, and the guy who started the group, an engineering grad student, directed us in actually making it. We could manage fairly elaborate patterns in around four hours.

There have been crop circle groups with as many or fifty members, who have made highly elaborate patterns, or patterns that span multiple fields. It's not a particularly difficult thing to do, it only takes a few days of planning and some minor skills in art and geometry.

# 20 Hevach - December 30th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

Compared to the Great Lakes 150-200, for example? We may call it the Witch, but nobody claims that the are with by far the highest density of shipwrecks in the world is supernatural. The Bermuda Triangle is the highest traffic ocean area in the world, and statistically, one of the safest. Disappearances are only about 15-20 per year, and almost all private craft (which get lost at about this rate worldwide) – most reports are stories that get resurrected every year.

# 21 Hevach - December 30th, 2008 at 11:30 am

Compared to the Great Lakes 150-200, for example? We may call it the Witch, but nobody claims that the are with by far the highest density of shipwrecks in the world is supernatural.

The Bermuda Triangle is the highest traffic ocean area in the world, and statistically, one of the safest. Disappearances are only about 15-20 per year, and almost all private craft (which get lost at about this rate worldwide) – most reports are stories that get resurrected every year.

# 22 David - December 30th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

Not really. Even Steven Hawking has admitted that once you back past the big bang, and whatever it was the led to that, and the thing before that etc, there has to have been something/ someone who created the universe. I'm agnostic because I don't believe in any religion but don't see how people can 100% definitely say that we don't get reincarnated or we don't go to heaven etc. But Joseph Smith, who supposedly dug up and carried a book made of gold that was far to heavy for any man to lift after being told to do so by God and Jesus simultaneously, and translated it to say that Jesus visited America a few hundred years after his death later translated another document, written in hieroglyphics which could not be translated at the time, and said that it too was a new chapter of the bible however after the discovery of the Rosetta stone the document was proven to be nothing more than an order of burial for a random guy, proving beyond doubt that Smith was just making shit up as he went along. Also Scientology is not a religion it's a cult.

# 23 David - December 30th, 2008 at 11:39 am

Not really. Even Steven Hawking has admitted that once you back past the big bang, and whatever it was the led to that, and the thing before that etc, there has to have been something/ someone who created the universe. I'm agnostic because I don't believe in any religion but don't see how people can 100% definitely say that we don't get reincarnated or we don't go to heaven etc. But Joseph Smith, who supposedly dug up and carried a book made of gold that was far to heavy for any man to lift after being told to do so by God and Jesus simultaneously, and translated it to say that Jesus visited America a few hundred years after his death later translated another document, written in hieroglyphics which could not be translated at the time, and said that it too was a new chapter of the bible however after the discovery of the Rosetta stone the document was proven to be nothing more than an order of burial for a random guy, proving beyond doubt that Smith was just making shit up as he went along.
Also Scientology is not a religion it's a cult.

# 24 bil - December 30th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

all religions are a hoax,i thought the bermuda triangle was based on bikini bottoms yeah squidward

# 25 ambiguityanon - December 30th, 2008 at 9:52 pm

Where's the cardiff giant?

# 26 ALtheCHEMIST - December 30th, 2008 at 11:24 pm

war of the worlds is just as much a hoax as the angels of mons, it should definitely be on the list. otherwise, this was pretty good

# 27 Sami - December 31st, 2008 at 4:00 pm

Very interesting, I remember seeing something about this on Discovery a while back.

# 28 axiomotion - December 31st, 2008 at 11:00 am

Very interesting, I remember seeing something about this on Discovery a while back.

# 29 Gauldar - December 31st, 2008 at 4:02 pm

Religions aren’t hoaxes. They are dilutions. People need to connect with something to make their life special, and not feel insignificant, so they will gladly believe in the ratings of a mad man if it makes them feel happy. Most are superstition, they aren’t hoaxes because most of the time the people who develop systems of belief actually believe the BS they are spouting. Televangelists on the other hand know they are hoaxing people, and making great deals lf money from it.

# 30 Celeste - December 31st, 2008 at 6:28 pm

That is a good way to put it.

# 31 mik - December 31st, 2008 at 10:45 pm

Pretty much. I like to think of religion as a natural product of the human brain's problem solving and pattern recognition abilities in an environment starved of reason and based on dogma (as in the era from which today's religions originate).

# 32 Frank Da Silva - January 1st, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Ref. CROP CIRCLES: do you think bored, drunk people with 'access to lazily guarded crop' could have done this: or” target=”_blank”>http://www.lucypringle.co.uk/photos/2001/uk2001df...or more recently this with” target=”_blank”>http://www.cropcircleconnector.com/2008/wayland/w...with such a precision! "008 was a quite year in terms of crop formation in the UK – we had 77 reported so, how many drunk people we need? I don't know for fact who are the 'circle makers' but please do a little bit research!!

# 33 Frank Da Silva - January 1st, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Ref. CROP CIRCLES: do you think bored, drunk people with 'access to lazily guarded crop' could have done this: or” target=”_blank”>http://www.lucypringle.co.uk/photos/2001/uk2001df...or more recently this with” target=”_blank”>http://www.cropcircleconnector.com/2008/wayland/w...with such a precision! "008 was a quite year in terms of crop formation in the UK – we had 77 reported so, how many drunk people we need? I don't know for fact who are the 'circle makers' but please do a little bit research!!

# 34 Frank Da Silva - January 1st, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Ref. CROP CIRCLES: do you think bored, drunk people with 'access to lazily guarded crop' could have done this: or” target=”_blank”>http://www.lucypringle.co.uk/photos/2001/uk2001df...or more recently this with” target=”_blank”>http://www.cropcircleconnector.com/2008/wayland/w...with such a precision! "008 was a quite year in terms of crop formation in the UK – we had 77 reported so, how many drunk people we need? I don't know for fact who are the 'circle makers' but please do a little bit research!!

# 35 Frank Da Silva - January 1st, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Ref. CROP CIRCLES: do you think bored, drunk people with 'access to lazily guarded crop' could have done this: or” target=”_blank”>http://www.lucypringle.co.uk/photos/2001/uk2001df...or more recently this with” target=”_blank”>http://www.cropcircleconnector.com/2008/wayland/w...with such a precision! "008 was a quite year in terms of crop formation in the UK – we had 77 reported so, how many drunk people we need? I don't know for fact who are the 'circle makers' but please do a little bit research!!

# 36 Frank Da Silva - January 1st, 2009 at 10:43 am

Ref. CROP CIRCLES: do you think bored, drunk people with 'access to lazily guarded crop' could have done this: http://www.lucypringle.co.uk/photos/2001/uk2001df...or more recently this http://www.cropcircleconnector.com/2008/wayland/w...with such a precision! "008 was a quite year in terms of crop formation in the UK – we had 77 reported so, how many drunk people we need? I don't know for fact who are the 'circle makers' but please do a little bit research!!

# 37 crystaleagle - January 1st, 2009 at 3:58 pm

More on cropcircles – watch this video: ” target=”_blank”>http://bbc5.tv/news/story/david-wilcock-2012-enig... So much out there to make statements of what is true and a hoax!

# 38 crystaleagle - January 1st, 2009 at 3:58 pm

More on cropcircles – watch this video: ” target=”_blank”>http://bbc5.tv/news/story/david-wilcock-2012-enig... So much out there to make statements of what is true and a hoax!

# 39 crystaleagle - January 1st, 2009 at 3:58 pm

More on cropcircles – watch this video: ” target=”_blank”>http://bbc5.tv/news/story/david-wilcock-2012-enig... So much out there to make statements of what is true and a hoax!

# 40 crystaleagle - January 1st, 2009 at 3:58 pm

More on cropcircles – watch this video: ” target=”_blank”>http://bbc5.tv/news/story/david-wilcock-2012-enig... So much out there to make statements of what is true and a hoax!

# 41 crystaleagle - January 1st, 2009 at 10:58 am

More on cropcircles – watch this video: http://bbc5.tv/news/story/david-wilcock-2012-enig...
So much out there to make statements of what is true and a hoax!

# 42 ttt - January 1st, 2009 at 8:26 pm

or maybe you are insane. perhaps you should get yourself checked out?

# 43 ttt - January 1st, 2009 at 3:26 pm

or maybe you are insane. perhaps you should get yourself checked out?

# 44 ttt - January 1st, 2009 at 8:30 pm

excellent thread of comments. i agreed wholeheartedly.

# 45 ttt - January 1st, 2009 at 3:30 pm

excellent thread of comments. i agreed wholeheartedly.

# 46 Carlos Abler - January 1st, 2009 at 11:21 pm

Damn. Now "In Search Of" has lost all of its aura of potency.

# 47 Terry Whitfield - January 2nd, 2009 at 2:33 pm

The Book of Mormon should be at the top of this list.

# 48 Anon - January 2nd, 2009 at 6:15 pm

I know it's a cool thought, that crop circles were made by extraterrestrials trying to communicate and such – and it doesn't hurt anyone for you to believe in it. So go on believing! The same goes for bigfoot, or any of these so called hoaxes. If believing makes your world better, and doesn't hurt anyone else, why not? I just wanted to let you know, that when you actually speak about it in a public setting … it makes you sound silly. And most people are too polite to disagree with you face to face, but you have got to know that they are snickering behind your back. And why am I telling you this? Because I can. And even if you disagree – from now on, when you talk about this in public, you will see the look on people's faces out of the corner of your eye and know what they will be laughing about to themselves, later, quietly. Because not everyone is an honest as me, or as mean.

# 49 Anon - January 2nd, 2009 at 1:15 pm

I know it's a cool thought, that crop circles were made by extraterrestrials trying to communicate and such – and it doesn't hurt anyone for you to believe in it. So go on believing! The same goes for bigfoot, or any of these so called hoaxes. If believing makes your world better, and doesn't hurt anyone else, why not?

I just wanted to let you know, that when you actually speak about it in a public setting … it makes you sound silly. And most people are too polite to disagree with you face to face, but you have got to know that they are snickering behind your back.

And why am I telling you this?

Because I can. And even if you disagree – from now on, when you talk about this in public, you will see the look on people's faces out of the corner of your eye and know what they will be laughing about to themselves, later, quietly. Because not everyone is an honest as me, or as mean.

# 50 mackenzie - January 2nd, 2009 at 10:09 pm

you all need a bigger imagination

# 51 nyomythus - January 3rd, 2009 at 4:31 am

All superstition is unreal .. faake .. a hoax .. period.

# 52 Anon - January 3rd, 2009 at 7:34 am

Reason and Religion both have a place, not one or the other can explain everything that goes on in the world or universe. If you go beyond reason to other ways of perception you may find that there is something else beyond what you just THINK. Get out of your little box in your head and realize that logic does not explain everything and science is but one piece of the infinite puzzle that is the universe. The same with religion…

# 53 anon2 - January 3rd, 2009 at 7:43 am

Yes because most people are morons incapable of seeing deeper into life and what their simple minds cannot understand they reject with fervor.

# 54 Anon - January 3rd, 2009 at 7:46 am

All closed minded individuals lack the intelligence to make complex inquiry before denoting something as simply fake, and preconceptions are a part of culture so step out of your mind and box and think for yourself, alter your perception, dont believe what people tell you but believe anything is posssible, because by the very definition of the word it all is, give up your egoistic notions of TRUTH

# 55 Anon - January 3rd, 2009 at 7:53 am

Here's another hoax that everyone buys into, that you alone know the truth and can be right with your ignorant opinion of it, take it from Socrates who realized we humans really know very little "all I know is that I know nothing" Get off your high horse of science bitches, you're just another ant colony in this vast universe. Take yourself down a notch please.

# 56 Anon - January 3rd, 2009 at 7:57 am

Yea, right, look at some of the photos of the complex patterns in these circles, they are all over the net and tell me you and your dipshit college buddies did anything compared to them or that anyone even with good skills in geometry could organize enough effort to form these things overnight.Quit trying to just ignore what you cannot understand with your little human mind.

# 57 ESLman - January 3rd, 2009 at 2:15 pm

"delusions"

# 58 ESLman - January 3rd, 2009 at 9:15 am

"delusions"

# 59 IronCrow - January 3rd, 2009 at 6:14 pm

Whats the cardiff giant?

# 60 sykot1c - January 3rd, 2009 at 8:01 pm

You guys don't know what your talking about! The Truth Is Out There!!

# 61 AA84 - January 3rd, 2009 at 9:34 pm

I have a question for the writer of this article. Would you buy and live in the Amityville House and would you deliberately go through the bermuda triangle. Whether they are hoaxes or not there are still spirits and ghosts among us. So good luck when you get yours.

# 62 Ruben - January 4th, 2009 at 7:05 pm

It is what it is, human mind will believe anything it wants to believe.

# 63 Amsterdang - January 4th, 2009 at 7:47 pm

I had an angel come up to me and tell me there's no such things as angels. Then, realizing the contradiction, it quickly dispersed into nothingness as the universe corrected itself and all was well and natural again.

# 64 Amsterdang - January 4th, 2009 at 7:52 pm

How is he ignoring anything? Meaningless rhetoric from our anonymous and supposedly alien friend. Just because YOU cannot fathom certain shapes formed with the aid of mathematics, doesn't mean there aren't other people (with little human minds) who can, and have. Now go read a book dumbass.

# 65 Amsterdang - January 4th, 2009 at 7:59 pm

Finding out what is beyond what we currently think is exactly what scientific reasoning is all about. Your assertion that religion in any way helps to understand reality is ungrounded in anything but faith, the origin of which mik has so beautifully described above. Furthermore, accepting faith as jumping the 'little box in your head' is completely contradictory. Accepting faith is the creation of a box, not expanding beyond one! Without reason other than faith you accept that your understanding will always be limited to certain boundaries, therefore creating a box devoid of true, open-minded, reasoning.

# 66 Anon Alien - January 4th, 2009 at 9:10 pm

Ignoring the fact that there are possibilties beyond what we suppose to understand. I can certainly fathom these shapes in fact i have studied them for a long time, knowing that they are representations of divine structures 'sacred geometry'… By chalking something up to just one explanation or another is classic reductionism and is typical of people who understand only one way of thinking or viewing things. That is called ignorance. Ignoring the other views as possible, probable, or true in some way. Though I know it could be a huge elaborate hoax… but probably not.

# 67 Anon - January 4th, 2009 at 11:34 pm

Let me elaborate. Religion…true religion is not just about faith. Those who reject religion often have faith as well, in science. Now before you go and argue that science has one over religion because of repeatability of experiments…let me say that there is repeatability of religious experience as well, only that it is an internal experience rather than external, but I find that this in no way devalues it's significance as part of reality. As I just said religious experience (upon which religions are founded, of course) has nothing to do with faith really. It has to do with exploring the immaterial world of which comprises that we cannot sense with our normal 5 senses. It has to do with exploring consciousness by means of going inward. Faith and reason must be coupled together to create true open intelligence, not one or the other can allow us to discover everything. Science can explain the outer, religion (or inner exploration) can explain what goes on within. As I said before both are necessary hence both exist and are integral parts of the human experience. Oh and let us not forget Einstein who blended these quite wonderfully, quote ""A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest… a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty." …now that is spirit talking…

# 68 I C Kook - January 5th, 2009 at 12:09 am

This is kooky, totally kooky, I tell ya!

# 69 cjsavvy - January 5th, 2009 at 3:40 am

Man, you forget the greatest hoax of all: 9/11

# 70 Mindy Mindburger - January 5th, 2009 at 11:19 pm

The last time I stepped on a crack, it, unfortunately, broke my mothers back….she's okay though so none of you worry.

# 71 penguin - January 6th, 2009 at 3:29 am

Wow, you are a dumbass… Crop circles are not real, it takes at most 4-8 hours to produce some of the most elaborate designs. It really isn't hard to do, take a plank of wood (about 3-4 feet long 1 foot wide) tie a rope to make a handle and flatten out the crops. This isn't rocket science dude, it folk art! A agree with Amsterdang, go read a fucking book.

# 72 Anon Alien - January 6th, 2009 at 4:56 am

Wow, well. I will assume from both of your wonderfully low maturity levels and name calling that you of course are far below my superior intelligence, so it's not worth any further discussion with such weak and puerile minds that have the communication skills of a 10 year old. good day! :) I had a good laugh out of it either way! ha!

# 73 Anon - January 6th, 2009 at 4:57 am

Word.

# 74 Anon Alien - January 6th, 2009 at 7:19 am

You have obviously never witnessed God. I have…and let me say that it was not pattern recognition in an environment starved of reason…it was pure and unadulterated bliss and light. Something someone can understand if they merely looked inside of a star, without aid of a telescope or a material medium…but through themselves, because that is where we all came from…stars…light. seek inward and the outer will be revealed instantly. wake up people, all you seek with science is already within you.

# 75 Anon Alien - January 6th, 2009 at 7:30 am

OOOH! and if we box with words that would be absurd because i am the sorcerer of such and you're just a little turd. yes…shit coming out of the ass of scientific reasoning, boxing your mind into little perfect thought like things that equate to nothing in the realm of mystery which makes up the universe and you, and me…so give up your egoistic notions and look beyond your mind and you might find the truth waiting there, or maybe you'll just find you have no way to conceptualize the divine…so give up your search with science it's treason because it's out of season, out of flavor, do me a favor and die with the god of science…reason.

# 76 chaote000 - January 6th, 2009 at 7:33 am

Religion is not 'inner exploration'. The 'Holy Bible' is prob the greatest fraud propagated upon mankind as it is still considered the #1 best seller in history. There are schools of (para &quanta)science that handle 'inner exploration'…I am an occult practitioner and using principles of post-modern magickal technology such as those utilized in Chaos Magicks, can reproduce any 'religious experience'(though often with random results). As for the Einstein quote, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" said the mushroom cloud to the planet.

# 77 chaote000 - January 6th, 2009 at 2:33 am

Religion is not 'inner exploration'. The 'Holy Bible' is prob the greatest fraud propagated upon mankind as it is still considered the #1 best seller in history. There are schools of
(para
&quanta)science that handle 'inner exploration'…I am an occult practitioner and using principles of post-modern magickal technology such as those utilized in Chaos Magicks, can reproduce any 'religious experience'(though often with random results). As for the Einstein quote, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" said the mushroom cloud to the planet.

# 78 Anons got me laughin - January 6th, 2009 at 11:18 am

wow, and I thought calling ppl dipshit and ignorant WAS name calling. Good thing we have such a brilliant mind to guide is in the ways of making a complete ass of ourselves. Great Job Anon. You are the point of topic in this list of things people bought into, just fyi. (since you are SO smart, you may over look this point.)

# 79 Anons got me laughin - January 6th, 2009 at 11:25 am

ummmm, No.

# 80 Is this guy for real - January 6th, 2009 at 11:29 am

I hope a space ship makes crops circles on your FACE!

# 81 nounmi - January 6th, 2009 at 11:51 am

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# 82 nounmi - January 6th, 2009 at 11:51 am

Cool. I use this website to take apart all the myths I know. ” target=”_blank”>http://5496e786.blahetc.com Or I just watch MythBusters!

# 83 nounmi - January 6th, 2009 at 11:51 am

Cool. I use this website to take apart all the myths I know. ” target=”_blank”>http://5496e786.blahetc.com Or I just watch MythBusters!

# 84 nounmi - January 6th, 2009 at 6:51 am

Cool. I use this website to take apart all the myths I know. http://5496e786.blahetc.com

Or I just watch MythBusters!

# 85 Sasha - January 6th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

Go to youtube, search for "crop circles 2007". Watch 30 seconds of any vid. Tell me those are made by drunk hoaxers, in the middle of the night, undetected, without ever making a mistake. They'd have to be more skilled than michelangelo.

# 86 bozo - January 6th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

some debunking: some guy says all Bermuda triangle events are explainable. Oh, ok then, if some guy says that, I guess we're good.

# 87 USA - January 6th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

No, you're mistaken, this is only a list of events which it is socially acceptable to believe are hoaxes.

# 88 love life - January 6th, 2009 at 7:37 pm

You are sitting in a little box that suits your beliefs. If you (anon) hear about anything that supports your beliefs you will cling onto it but you ignore the mounds of evidence that say your wrong! You say dont belive what people tell you yet you belive in aliens and ghosts? where did you hear of these things only from other people? Basically, intelligent, ration minded critical thinking people conclude, from evidense, that these things are hoaxs and lies. People who are to weak to admit that life is simple(godless) and their are no paranormal things out there chose to close their minds and alter their perception of logic and proof to suit themselves.

# 89 Larry - January 6th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

They should have listed the bible on here.

# 90 Mike - January 6th, 2009 at 10:25 pm

i am still on fence with Crop Circles. Until I see a video of some one making one of the really really complex ones…I remain uncertain.

# 91 Anon the third - January 7th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

I'm not going to believe anything is possible, because you just told me to after telling me not to believe what others tell me to believe.

# 92 Anon A-hole - January 7th, 2009 at 10:09 pm

Yes yes, everyone is a hypocrite, yadayada you are overlooking what i am pointing out, which is that people who only believe in science are close minded to the rest of human experience which ranges well beyond the bounds of reason and logic. wake up kiddies and open your eyes, life is but a dream and you all take it too literally. ignorant fucking dipshits….

# 93 Anons got me laughin - January 7th, 2009 at 10:11 pm

glad someone could have a sense of humor concerning all this nonsense.

# 94 ETB - January 7th, 2009 at 10:17 pm

Go here, read this, tell me humans did it with sticks and i'll fall over laughing at your blind convictions. ” target=”_blank”>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo...

# 95 ETB - January 7th, 2009 at 10:17 pm

Go here, read this, tell me humans did it with sticks and i'll fall over laughing at your blind convictions. ” target=”_blank”>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo...

# 96 ETB - January 7th, 2009 at 10:17 pm

Go here, read this, tell me humans did it with sticks and i'll fall over laughing at your blind convictions. ” target=”_blank”>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo...

# 97 ETB - January 7th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

Go here, read this, tell me humans did it with sticks and i'll fall over laughing at your blind convictions.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo...

# 98 Gauldar - January 8th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

I have a friend who is a Hermetic and believes in all that alchemy and mysticism crap. It's just as delusional as Christianity, and does nothing for him but keep him from dealing with his own problems. Why change yourself when you have some absurd belief that you can change the world around you to suit your needs. There is no inner exploration, there is only the offer of answers you want to hear.

# 99 Gauldar - January 8th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Nah, it doesn't. I'm sure Marby has gotten enough hate mail from lunitics, he doesn't need 50 more bitching at him.

# 100 Andi - January 8th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

Haha. I like how you said it wasn't worth further discussion, but you continue to reply. It sounds like you are actually the closed minded one. You refuse to believe the reason and logic being brought up here, even though it makes perfect sense. If someone says they have been a part of a group that has actually created crop circles, how can you discredit that? Is it simply based on the fact that you've done studies on paranormal things and refuse to believed that it can be proven wrong? Open your eyes, if there is an explanation to something, why not just accept it.

# 101 Marby - January 9th, 2009 at 12:14 pm

Actually, I grew up sailing, snorkeling and flying over the Triangle. I am a Miami girl and my grandfather was a fisherman who made his living in this area. As for the Amityville House, if I chose to live in New York and the house was on the market, I would consider it.

# 102 BCS - January 9th, 2009 at 6:50 pm

The Mary Celeste was in the Atlantic, not the Great Lakes.

# 103 BCS - January 9th, 2009 at 7:05 pm

This is not even complex or particularly difficult to execute. Humans did it with sticks.

# 104 Wefzumi - January 9th, 2009 at 7:22 pm

STFU asshole!

# 105 Anon's an Idiot - January 9th, 2009 at 7:58 pm

You're obviously a delusional psychotic moron. I'll be looking for you on the news.

# 106 Anon's an Idiot - January 9th, 2009 at 7:58 pm

You're obviously a delusional psychotic moron. I'll be looking for you on the news.

# 107 Anon's an Idiot - January 9th, 2009 at 7:58 pm

You're obviously a delusional psychotic moron. I'll be looking for you on the news.

# 108 Haider - January 10th, 2009 at 2:35 am

Old stuff

# 109 Jesus the Nihilist - January 10th, 2009 at 5:19 am

you do not exist

# 110 joolz - January 14th, 2009 at 2:32 am

carlos castanada : he was a wacko hoaxer too – his Phd thesis was all made-up, but nevertheless he passed, turned the thesis into a best-seller, and into a religion.

# 111 Ya Fuckin' Jackass - January 15th, 2009 at 7:09 pm

Crop circles haven't been debunked, numbnuts. There are 2 kinds: the obviously man-made ones and the mysterious ones which have a magnetic charged and are interwoven to grow in the same pattern year after year, season after season. One is obviously stomped down with wooden beams with broken stalks, the other has no broken stalks, but instead have magnetically charged, bent, interwoven stalks. Big difference. One any shmuck can do, the other nobody has figured out at all.

# 112 Ya Fuckin' Jackass - January 15th, 2009 at 7:09 pm

Crop circles haven't been debunked, numbnuts. There are 2 kinds: the obviously man-made ones and the mysterious ones which have a magnetic charged and are interwoven to grow in the same pattern year after year, season after season. One is obviously stomped down with wooden beams with broken stalks, the other has no broken stalks, but instead have magnetically charged, bent, interwoven stalks. Big difference. One any shmuck can do, the other nobody has figured out at all.

# 113 Ya Fuckin' Jackass - January 15th, 2009 at 7:09 pm

Crop circles haven't been debunked, numbnuts. There are 2 kinds: the obviously man-made ones and the mysterious ones which have a magnetic charged and are interwoven to grow in the same pattern year after year, season after season. One is obviously stomped down with wooden beams with broken stalks, the other has no broken stalks, but instead have magnetically charged, bent, interwoven stalks. Big difference. One any shmuck can do, the other nobody has figured out at all.

# 114 kevin - January 17th, 2009 at 9:11 pm

well the funny thing about supernatural is that if you prove it than it becomes natural

# 115 Dario - February 16th, 2009 at 3:55 am

Looking inside of a star would probably result in blindness.

# 116 @TheNivekian - July 29th, 2009 at 4:28 pm

I agree, drunk bored people don't have the brains or ability to make most of these
http://newsblaze.com/story/20090628195557zzzz.nb/...

# 117 Mid Feeder - October 20th, 2009 at 9:36 am

Hallucinations are more common then most think.

# 118 Ishtar - November 25th, 2009 at 11:47 pm

Not all crop circles are hoaxes some are scientifically proven to be cause natural and impossible for man to do. They are form by extreme heat and natural occurring vortexes and systematically corresponded to musical notes.- I read quit a few articles on the subject, plus watched a report on discovery about the subject, and I can say the two that came forward are only a bug splatter on a windshield of what is actually creating crop circles. Besides some crop circles predate these two lime light wanna be celebrities, some crop circles are way past their actual intellectual capacity of creating.

Here a link on the scientifical evidence for crop circles:
http://paranormal.about.com/library/weekly/aa0218...

Enjoy :)

# 119 ishtar - November 25th, 2009 at 11:50 pm

No not exactly- just highly misunderstood.misinformed and misinterpreted

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