How To: Woo a Hooters Waitress
By Sami on June 10th, 2008
Have you ever fallen under the siren spell of Hooters waitress? Chances are you flirted a bit with her, drank more than you should have, and thought she was totally into you because she stood by you of all people for a few minutes while you chowed down on wings. You left her a tip – along with an innuendo laced note and your phone number – but never heard from her again. There are many ways to win over a Hooters waitress, but I think this guy has the right idea.
Rather than leaving some leering note laced with innuendo he wrote her a poem. Not just any sappy poem, no this one has a point: stay in college. Backstory:
We were at Hooters last night watching the Finals when this old dude sitting by himself at the table next to us wrote our waitress a poem. He busted out his pen and paper, told the waitress he was going to write up a poem for her. He gave it to her then left, she read it and gave it to us, then the dude came back in and sat at the bar for the rest of the night. He also looked like Nick Nolte from the Hulk movie.
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If you live in Houston, this is at the Westheimer and Gessner Hooters.
via Houston-Imports.com.
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